via: sistine-madonna / source: chelseawoosh 10 hours ago with 130,847 notes

via: sistine-madonna / source: deftera-mirage 11 hours ago with 145,028 notes
Anonymous →   This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

#asks    #bye forever   
via: sistine-madonna / source: rememberingsuunday 11 hours ago with 109,254 notes

31 Days of Halloween

Scooby-Doo On Zombie Island (1998)

"We wanted a curse on the pirates. To destroy them as we destroyed our island. Our wish was granted. We became cat creatures and destroyed the pirates! Only afterwards did we discover that invoking the Cat God’s power had cursed us as well."

via: junjihyun / source: ifoundsammysshoe 11 hours ago with 20,025 notes

Guys are annoying

12 hours ago with 2 notes

phantompickles I’m not making this a habit

12 hours ago with 1 note


I’m gonna scream

#pretty pictures    #babies    #SO PRECIOUS   
via: doggy-bloggy / source: tacomaster420 13 hours ago with 445,778 notes

xavier07 really?

#pretty pictures    #replies    #xavier07    #i didn't know   
13 hours ago with 1 note

I’m so high I can’t handle it

13 hours ago
i know but idk —me when i know but idk  (via seouldreams)
#quotes    #yeah   
via: gundambuns / source: bageutte 13 hours ago with 108,848 notes

Okay it’s over

13 hours ago

The music is telling me to feel sad but I honestly can’t make myself care about these weirdly animated assholes

13 hours ago

I shouldn’t work on a script while high but that might not stop me

13 hours ago with 1 note


I like how “An underpaid blue-collar worker named Mike is forced by his employer into an isolated and inescapable environment with 4 robots while he attempts to keep a grip on his sanity” is a description that can describe both Five Nights at Freddys as well as Mystery Science Theater 3000.

#textpost    #shut up   
via: consuljuniper / source: snaxattacks 13 hours ago with 1,174 notes


I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since I started watching Zeta.

#pretty pictures    #gundam   
via: bigbardafree / source: krematoa 13 hours ago with 1,314 notes